Happy Birthday, Deacon!

Fyreballers!

Gather 'round and let us toast my most beloved and top of the Top Mans -- Deacon! It is his birthday and I feel a good time for me to share a few facts you may not have known about him.

• Deacon is 11' tall - barefoot.
• When they found that Coelacanth off the coast of Tanzania it was very sick. Deacon breastfed it back to health. It is still alive to this day. Scientists believe it could outlive us all.
  
• Deacon's Indian name is "He Who Can Break an Astronaut Over His Knee and Make Him Thank Deacon for the Privilege".
• Deacon sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling of the Vatican.
• Deacon did all the foley for the movie 'The Bear' using only an Oboe and his own mouth.
• Deacon can access the internet using only his mind.
• Deacon is behind you...right now.
• Deacon has won sixteen Daytime Emmy Awards despite never having appeared on TV any earlier than 8pm in any time zone, ever.
• Deacon can speak every language, except Greek.
• Deacon bakes his own birthday cake by eating all of the ingredients then leaping into an incinerator for 35 minutes. He then jumps out of his own cake and yells, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!" and proceeds to eat the entire cake alone.

Everyone take the time to go and wish this Top Man the very best on this his 47th birthday!

xxoo
~kath=)